Smart Goggles

Beat those occasional memory lapses or those frequent bouts of forgetfulness with Smart Goggles. Developed at Tokyo University’s School of Information, Science and Technology, these glasses are paranoia personified on your face. They will record everything in your view during the day and attempt to recognize objects using sophisticated and top secret technology. Later, via video command, when you tell it what you’re looking for, it will literally show you the last place you put it.
Alzheimer’s be damned, forgetting where you put the remote is now something only the cretins are forced to deal with.
Maybe if you break into Tokyo University you can get your hands on a pair, since they aren’t even close to market.