Squeezeit Toothpaste Squeezer

Poor students everywhere no longer have to MacGyver the last drop of toothpaste from the tube. Just slide the tube into the Squeezeit and instead of a mess, you’ll get a nice controlled delivery of toothpaste on your brush.

It’s not Maxwell House, but it’s still good ‘til the last drop.

Squeeze out $5.95 at SeenItOnTVProducts.net.

Bladerunner Bullet Proof Defender Hoodie

From the guys who brought you the bulletproof T-shirt comes the Bullet Proof Defender Hoodie. Finally, anyone can rob a convenience store with the confidence that they could survive a gun shot to the torso. The protection to the chest and mid-section is comparable to any bulletproof vest and the lining is removable for those hot summer days.

Get protection undercover, but stay warm and fuzzy all the same.

We took a shot at finding the price and release date, but were repelled like a 9mm round. Keep updated on when you can wear one at BladeRunner.tv.