Squeezeit Toothpaste Squeezer

Poor students everywhere no longer have to MacGyver the last drop of toothpaste from the tube. Just slide the tube into the Squeezeit and instead of a mess, you’ll get a nice controlled delivery of toothpaste on your brush.

It’s not Maxwell House, but it’s still good ‘til the last drop.

Squeeze out $5.95 at SeenItOnTVProducts.net.

Bladerunner Bullet Proof Defender Hoodie

From the guys who brought you the bulletproof T-shirt comes the Bullet Proof Defender Hoodie. Finally, anyone can rob a convenience store with the confidence that they could survive a gun shot to the torso. The protection to the chest and mid-section is comparable to any bulletproof vest and the lining is removable for those hot summer days.

Get protection undercover, but stay warm and fuzzy all the same.

We took a shot at finding the price and release date, but were repelled like a 9mm round. Keep updated on when you can wear one at BladeRunner.tv.

BlackBerry Bold

The latest and greatest “Crackberry” is finally here for coworkers to faun over. BlackBerry Bold makes a statement with features like GPS and Wi-Fi, a half-VGA (480 x 320 resolution) color LCD, standard BlackBerry e-mail/web functions, and a QWERTY keyboard. The Bold is livin’ large with a 624 MHz mobile processor and 1GB of on-board storage (as well as a microSD/SDHC memory card slot), Bluetooth 2.0, and a 2-megapixel camera with video recording capability, built-in flash, and 5x digital zoom.

The Bold is about to give the iPhone a Smackberry.

Become an addict this summer for a yet undisclosed price, but get all the updates you need to stay hooked at BlackBerry.com/bold.

Canon Pixma iP100 Mobile Printer

Almost the size of the 8.5” x 11” sheets of paper that you feed through it and equipped with a three-hour rechargeable battery or an adapter that fits into your car’s cigarette lighter, the Canon iP100 is a true printer for the passenger seat. Did we mention that it also fits in your carry-on and prints 9600 x 2400 pixel images in as long as it takes you to sneeze?
Forget trying to find a Kinkos in the Sahara; the iP100 goes wherever you do business.A price tag of $249.99 is a necessary evil when you’re printing portably and high-rez from USA.Canon.com.