Squeezeit Toothpaste Squeezer

Poor students everywhere no longer have to MacGyver the last drop of toothpaste from the tube. Just slide the tube into the Squeezeit and instead of a mess, you’ll get a nice controlled delivery of toothpaste on your brush.

It’s not Maxwell House, but it’s still good ‘til the last drop.

Squeeze out $5.95 at SeenItOnTVProducts.net.

Bladerunner Bullet Proof Defender Hoodie

From the guys who brought you the bulletproof T-shirt comes the Bullet Proof Defender Hoodie. Finally, anyone can rob a convenience store with the confidence that they could survive a gun shot to the torso. The protection to the chest and mid-section is comparable to any bulletproof vest and the lining is removable for those hot summer days.

Get protection undercover, but stay warm and fuzzy all the same.

We took a shot at finding the price and release date, but were repelled like a 9mm round. Keep updated on when you can wear one at BladeRunner.tv.

Personal Soundtrack T-Shirt

Everyone has their own personal soundtrack and most of the time it’s playing in their head or on their iPod. The Personal Soundtrack, however, gives a whole new meaning to wearing it on your sleeve. This shirt, initially brought to us as an April Fool's prank, will have a real speaker right in the center of your chest, which will be controlled with a pocket-size remote.

Why speak when you can say it with a song?

Stay posted on availability at ThinkGeek.com.

LaPlus Display System

The LaPlus Display System is the ultimate in versatile presentation. Its series of rods and tubes connect together like a mechano set for adults. Set it up for any presentation style with any material, from paper to fabric to projector screens. If you need a wider surface, simply connect multiple screens and when you’re done. It folds up like an umbrella for easy packing in its transport case.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for this presentation screen.

E-mail NPK industries at NPKdesign.com for info on how to get your hands on this office marvel.

iChime

Doorbells typically sing the same sad song, which is why the iChime is for you. It includes 60 recordings, from holiday carols to a barking dog, but the real genius comes from the six customizable spaces for tracks from your PC, iPod or your own musical creations that are recorded using the built-in microphone. It’s only a two-wire hook-up on your door bell and comes in lit or unlit versions.

Grab the attachable front door speaker for $25 and truly scare kids at Halloween with your shower ballad version of “Knocking on Heaven’s Door.”

iChime sells for $85 at iChime.com.

BlackBerry Bold

The latest and greatest “Crackberry” is finally here for coworkers to faun over. BlackBerry Bold makes a statement with features like GPS and Wi-Fi, a half-VGA (480 x 320 resolution) color LCD, standard BlackBerry e-mail/web functions, and a QWERTY keyboard. The Bold is livin’ large with a 624 MHz mobile processor and 1GB of on-board storage (as well as a microSD/SDHC memory card slot), Bluetooth 2.0, and a 2-megapixel camera with video recording capability, built-in flash, and 5x digital zoom.

The Bold is about to give the iPhone a Smackberry.

Become an addict this summer for a yet undisclosed price, but get all the updates you need to stay hooked at BlackBerry.com/bold.

B-52 Ejector Seat Office Chair

MotoArt converts decommissioned military airplane parts into furniture for the home and office. That means these are the real B-52 bomber planes stuck to a set of office roller wheels. Now, when you find yourself bored at work, you can pass the time taking on the soviets in your imagination.

If the ejector cord actually worked, you could James Bond your way out of any monotonous meeting -- just watch out for the ceiling.

Visit MotoArt.com for details

Canon Pixma iP100 Mobile Printer

Almost the size of the 8.5” x 11” sheets of paper that you feed through it and equipped with a three-hour rechargeable battery or an adapter that fits into your car’s cigarette lighter, the Canon iP100 is a true printer for the passenger seat. Did we mention that it also fits in your carry-on and prints 9600 x 2400 pixel images in as long as it takes you to sneeze?
Forget trying to find a Kinkos in the Sahara; the iP100 goes wherever you do business.A price tag of $249.99 is a necessary evil when you’re printing portably and high-rez from USA.Canon.com.

Xerox Self-Erasing Paper

Some documents are so secret you’ve got to keep them safe from even yourself, and that’s why Xerox invented self-erasing paper. The info fades away after 24 hours, so only your photographic memory can keep the info locked in. This is all due to a molecule that creates the print under ultraviolet light and then readjusts after 24 hours or under heat to make it disappear.
This may put the recycling industry out of business.
This paper has yet to disappear from Xerox’s Palo Alto Research Center.

Ford F650 By Geiger Cars

Geiger Cars, run under the sharp tutelage of Karl Geiger, is well known for its imported American cars that it tunes to customer satisfaction. All the way in Munich, Germany. Geiger has now imported the massive F650, presumably by ship via the Atlantic, for tuning. The vehicle’s proportions are simply incomparable. When we first spotted the big blob of Ford metal at the 2006 Detroit Motor Show we knew somewhere somehow would find it the most interesting thing since the model T Ford. Indeed.

Measuring some 21.3 feet (6.5 metres) in length and weighing 5.2 tonnes of curb weight on the scales, the F650 needs a truck driver’s license to drive. Comparisons have been made, by Geiger, to vehicles like the HUMMER H2 which sadly falls short on the size front.

The engine itself is a diesel motor, covering some 6.7-litres. The 320 bhp will hardly scare away anything in this day and age, especially if it’s 320 horses expected to run more than 5 tonnes of steel. You are better off racing a train. However. Here’s the thing. F650 from Geiger isn’t too interested in kiloWatts anyway since a truck’s main function in life is to haul cargo, dead or alive. What matters in this league are Newton metres or pounds in feet as it were, where we count 737.6 lb-ft of them. All from this six cylinder unit! Only the likes of Mercedes-Benz 65 AMG and Audi V12 TDI engines make such numbers. The vehicle is driven by a 6-speed automatic gearbox.

Musical Rumba Table

Remember summer camp when you were pounding on the dining hall table? Now, you can get a few friends together and pound out improvised drum beats on your coffee table. The Musical Rumba table lets you choose up to 12 different percussion instruments from the bongo, snare, tambourine, cowbell, and more that fit under each 2’ x 2’ or 4’ x 4’ panel.

Soon your family will be on MTV promoting your next CD, The Living Room Sessions: Unplugged.

Pricing starts at $800 at MusicalFurnishings.com.

Selfy The EasyBed

One of the hits at the International Exhibition of Inventions was Enrico Berutti’s self-making bed, Selfy the EasyBed. The name might be lame, but the genius behind it isn’t. You don’t even get your hands dirty, as two lateral arms move up two rods and handle all bed linen, while two tube mechanisms at each side swathe the duvet linen and a button activates straps to tighten the sheets.
Order: “Make your bed, young man.” Response: “Shut up mom; those days are over!”
Last seen at the International Exhibition of Inventions and we don’t know when the self-making bed will hit the market.

Smart Goggles

Beat those occasional memory lapses or those frequent bouts of forgetfulness with Smart Goggles. Developed at Tokyo University’s School of Information, Science and Technology, these glasses are paranoia personified on your face. They will record everything in your view during the day and attempt to recognize objects using sophisticated and top secret technology. Later, via video command, when you tell it what you’re looking for, it will literally show you the last place you put it.
Alzheimer’s be damned, forgetting where you put the remote is now something only the cretins are forced to deal with.
Maybe if you break into Tokyo University you can get your hands on a pair, since they aren’t even close to market.